Calvin & Hobbes

Calvin: “People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.”

Calvin: “It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I accept.”

Calvin: “You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocketship underpants don''t help.”

Calvin: “I asked Mom if I was a gifted child... she said they certainly wouldn't have paid for me.”

Calvin: “I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.”